10 Incredible Corporate Mergers That Will Never Happen

The mergers and acquisitions divisions of banks and law firms the world over have been rather quiet of late – might we suggest a few high profile deals to open the floodgates and get things truly going again (or at least give you a bit of a laugh during these bleak times…)

10. Vodafone + Nokia = Vodkia

9. Nomura + Clifford Chance = NoChance

8. Microsoft + Koch Industries = MicroKoch

7. Total + Alexander Wang = Total Wang

6. Apple + Orange = Fruit

5. Nokia + Safeway = NoWay

4. McDonalds + Dong Energy = McDong

3. Fedex + 7Up = FedUp

2. Wellpoint + Samsung = Well ‘ung

1. Slaughter & May + Pizza Hut = Slaughter Hut

Disclaimer: All images created were in jest and photoshopped badly to look like the original brands! Please don’t sue us!