Drea Knufken
Most of this week’s weird jobs cover things you’d only do as a last resort. Like drive a school bus. Or fetch golf balls. Or sell gay porn to people you’ve never met before:
1. CA: School Bus Driver
This position transports children, parents, and staff by driving a school bus to and from the school on morning or afternoon routes, and to and from special outings / field trips while adhering to driving regulations and providing a safe vehicle.
Requirements –
– High school diploma or equivalent (GED) required
– 1+ yrs college preferred
– Fully Certified School Bus Driver
Deafness also a plus.
2. CA: Memory Care Director
The Memory Care Director will manage the overall operation of the Memory Care Neighborhood in accordance with resident needs, government regulations and policies and procedures. Duties include: conducting resident screenings and family interviews; development and implementation of residents’ FlexCare Plans; planning, conducting and implementing staff training and coordinating educational opportunities; coordinating the annual review of the Alzheimer’s Program policy and procedures; coordinating in-service training; assisting in marketing and sales efforts; organizing and leading Resident Aide meetings; and providing written reports.
Job duties may also include reminding patients, on a daily basis, why they live in a place called Memory Care Neighborhood.
3. CA: Juice company seeking Part-Time Demo Specialist
We are seeking a highly-personable and energetic individual to sample our juice products at retail locations throughout Sacramento and surrounding cities.
Key Duties:
– Demo product for scheduled hours (3-4hrs) at retailers like Raley’s, Bel Air and Nugget Markets
– Write demo recap reports (template provided) and submit in timely manner, approximately 24-hour turnaround
Please do not bring vodka, rebrand the samples as shooters, and charge $1/per. The grocery stores won’t appreciate that.
4. CA: Entry level part-time sales in gay porn industry (training provided)
Part-time sales assistant needed for 11 year old company in San Fernando Valley that sells high quality gay porn. Will work with industry veteran sales person as assistant / trainee. Possibility to convert to full-time.
Job function will be calling new leads (provided) and entering sales orders under the guidance of industry veteran sales manager.
Must be comfortable talking about anuses with complete strangers.
5. Vancouver: Golf Ball Fetcher
Looking for young, outgoing people looking to learn business through a hands on approach. This job requires general labour of rounding up golf balls at various locations which will then be reused. Fantastic pay, and great for people looking to get the insides into the services business, while still getting exercise and enjoying the great outdoors!
Now that is an optimistic take on golf ball fetching.
Happy Friday!
